Lirik lagu Tasty - Mamama

ttan nom chyeoda bojima
AM PM shigye chyeoda bojima
ttan nom chyeoda bojima
AM PM shigye chyeoda bojima
Oh God jeogi jeo yeojadeul jom bwa
mollae daga gaseo neol humchyeobwa
Nice body line, Oh Hot Hot ije shijaginde
eodil ga deo isang pinggyeneun ma ma ma
ttan nom chyeoda bojima (X2)
AM PM shigye chyeoda bojima
ttan nom chyeoda bojima
AM PM shigye chyeoda bojima
So hot Baby tteugeobge norabwa Like Air
him ppae geurae naege matgyeobwa
eorin ai cheoreom gulji mama seoro
wonhaneun geon dan hana da julge
namgim eobshi TIME TIMETIME
ttan nom chyeoda bojima (X2)
AM PM shigye chyeoda bojima
ttan nom chyeoda bojima
AM PM shigye chyeoda bojima
AM PM shigye chyeoda bojima
ttan nom chyeoda bojima
AM PM shigye chyeoda bojima
ttan nom chyeoda bojima
AM PM shigye chyeoda bojima

27 November 2013

Annyeong readers... Hari ini adalah haro ulang tahunnya Chanyeol. Yups, bener banget yang ke-21, kalau umur koreanya 22. Makanya jangan heran banyak foto foto kue tapi tulisannya 22 tahun.. Pacar mimin ulang tahun nih ye.. Hahaha.. Untung ini post-an gak penting, jadi gak bakal ada yang baca. Soalnya nanti dimarahin sama pyromaniac. Itu loh fans-nya Chanyeol. Tadikan mimin nulis Chanyeol pacarnya mimin kekekeke....

Eh ngomong ngomong, para readers udah ngucapin belom???? Yang EXOstans Kudu
Yang EXOtic wajib
Yang Pyromaniac WAJIB, HARUS KUDU GAK BOLEH GAK NGUCAPIN (idih maksa XD)

Hahaha.. Btw, kalian yang EXOtic arau yang pyromaniac pasti taukan kalau Chanyeol itu ngefans gils bangetzzz (alaynya keluar-_-") sama Sandara 2NE1?. Ituloh Sandara itu kembarannya mimin di Korea (haha.. Ngayal ketinggian XD). Sandara itu yang jelas itu ciptaanya tuhan deh, ciptaannya tuhan yang cantik secantik mimin.

Baru baru ini mimin lagi suka sukanya sama 2NE1 apa lagi sandara semenjak kemaren ngeluarin lagu baru yang Missing U. Aduh lagu nya bagus tenan. Yang mimin heranin sama Sandara itu adalah umur sandara itu udah 29 tahun! Padahal mukanya imut imut gitu kayak mimin.

Jadi sekarang bias mimin ada 4 deh.
Pertama Mimin suka sama artis korea itu sama Rain. Mimin liat dia di Full House. Eh mimin tersepona eh salah terpesona oleh Rain gitu. Akhirnya mimin cari tau deh fakta faktanya dia. Mimin suka banget lagunya Rain yang its Raining. Aduh suara napasnya seksi benerrr...

Kedua mimin itu suka sama Bigbang. Sebenarnya ya, mimin cuma tertarik sama G-Dragonnya doang XD. Soalnya yang unyu unyu cuma G-Dragon. Kan mimin mulai suka sama GD kan taun 2011-an, nah, mimin pengen liat MV MV nya bigbang yang masih jadul jadul. Sumpah, bukannya nge-hina ya... Tapi sumpah mukanya Jadul benerrr...

Yang ketiga jelas EXO. Mimin suka sama EXO semenjak EXO debut. Awal awal mimin suka sama Baekhyun sama Luhan. Tebak kenapa coba? Karena mukanya Baekhyun itu yang paling gampang diinget XD. Dan kalo Luhan cuma gara gara tanggal lahirnya sama kayak mimin 20 April. Cuma beda tahun doang. Tapi sekarang mimin sukanya Sama Chanyeol dan Kris. Kalo dibagi jadi 12. Chanyeol diperingkat pertama deh.

Nah sebenernya gak cuma itu aja sih, masih banyak. Mimin pecinta artis SM entertainment. Ada yang mau fakta fakta mimin??. Sesekali gaya nyebar profil profil mimin gitu

Lirik lagu MissA - Hush

[Min] Sumsoriga deullyeo yeah
Momi noganaeryeo yeah
Gyeondil suga eobseo yeah
Chameul suga eobseo yeah

[Suzy] Sumi dara olla yeah
Jakku ttokbaro nan yeah
Geotjabeul su eobseo
I’m losing control
Naega waeireoni
[All] Hurry hurry boyNeoreul wonhae

[All] Kiss kiss kiss baby
Hush hush hush baby
Jom deo gakkai
Nal kkok anajwo
Give it to me
Give it to me oh
Come to me
Come to me oh
Give it to me
Give it to me oh
Bimilseureon party
Kiss kiss kiss baby
Hush hush hush baby
Hot hot tteugeopge
Nal kkok nogyeojwo
Give it to me
Give it to me oh
Come to me
Come to me oh
Give it to me
Give it to me oh

[Fei] Sumsoriga deullyeo yeahMomi noganaeryeo yeah
Gyeondil suga eobseo yeah
Chameul suga eobseo yeah

[Jia] Sumi dara olla yeah
Jakku ttokbaro nan yeah
Geotjabeul su eobseo
I’m losing control
Naega waeireoni

[All] Hurry hurry boyNeoreul wonhae
[All] Kiss kiss kiss baby
Hush hush hush baby
Jom deo gakkai
Nal kkok anajwo
Give it to me
Give it to me oh
Come to me
Come to me oh
Give it to me
Give it to me oh
Bimilseureon party
Kiss kiss kiss baby
Hush hush hush baby
Hot hot tteugeopge
Nal kkok nogyeojwo
Give it to me
Give it to me oh
Come to me
Come to me oh
Give it to me
Give it to me oh
Ah ha

[Min] Hilkkeum hilkkeum nunchi boji ma imi deulkyeosseo
Utji malgo dwi doraseo
[Suzy] Rolli rolli rollipapboda niga masisseo
Kkwak kkaemureojugo sipeo [All] neoreul wonhae

[All] Kiss kiss kiss baby
Hush hush hush baby
Jom deo gakkai
Nal kkok anajwo
Give it to me
Give it to me oh
Come to me
Come to me oh
Give it to me
Give it to me oh
Bimilseureon party
Kiss kiss kiss baby
Hush hush hush baby
Hot hot tteugeopge
Nal kkok nogyeojwo
Give it to me
Give it to me oh
Come to me
Come to me oh
Give it to me
Give it to me oh
[Min] Sumsoriga deullyeo yeah
[Fei] Momi noganaeryeo yeah
[Jia] Gyeondil suga eobseo yeah
[Suzy] Chameul suga eobseo yeah

Lirik lagu 2NE1 - Missing U

[Minzy] Geureoke neomu pyeonhage gulji mayo
Ajik neowa nan namnaminikka
[Bom] Eorinaecheoreom bochaeji jom mayo
Ajik sijakdo an haesseunikka

[Dara] Aideurui buljangnan gateun sarangeun sirheo
[CL] Jogeum umcheuryeo isseul ppuniya nan gwaenchanha
Anya sasil nan

[Bom] Nareul tteona bonaen geuga ajik neomu miwoyo
Chagapge sigeobeorin nae gaseumeun ajikdo geureul

[CL] Geuriwohaeyo
Geuriwohaeyo
Geuriwohaeyo
Geuriwohaeyo
Geuriwohaeyo

[Bom] Geureoke neomu barkhiji jom mayo
Sesangeun wollae eoduunikka
[CL] Eojjeom geureoke haemarkge useoyo (what?)
Jasehi boni seulpeun pyojeongiya
I know i ve been there before

[Dara] Eoreundeurui gyesanjeogin sarangeun sirheo
[Minzy] Saljjak jichyeoisseul ppuniya nan gwaenchanha
Anya sasil nan

[CL] Nareul tteona bonaen geuga ajik neomu miwoyo
Chagapge sigeobeorin nae gaseumeun ajikdo geureul

[Minzy] Geuriwohaeyo
Geuriwohaeyo
Geuriwohaeyo
Geuriwohaeyo
Geuriwohaeyo

[Bom] Naui jeormeun narui sarangeun ireoke kkeuchi naneyo
Geudae kkok haengbokhaeya haeyo
Oraen sigani jinagado uri seoro gieokhaeyo
Geuttaen seoroga isseosseumeul
[Bom] Geuttaen seoroga isseosseumeur

Lirik lagu SHINee - Why So serious?

[Taemin] Jajeong mak jinan saebyeok, jinheulg sok nun tteun mueonga
[Onew] Modu nareul museowohaetji (oh yeah)
[Taemin] Apeuro ppeodeun du pal, nan sarainneun wokingdedeu
[Key] Geu sumeun chagawotji

[Onew] Sum swineun ge jigyeowojil jjeum geu ttae geudae balgyeon! So shocked!

[All] Why so serious?
[Taemin] Romiowa julliet, seulpeun reobeuseutoriga a, aniya
[All] Da jal doel geoya
[Key] ‘gyeolguk haepi ending’eul aneun neon yeonaesoseol maeniak

[Minho] Meonjiman pulsseokdaedeon simjang, enjineul re-new
Pitgi eopdeon naui ipsuri dasi bulgeun keolleo rujeu
[All] Baby nal eotteoke saenggakhae? Baby eotteoke saenggakhae?
[Key] Nan museopji anhayo so get in, get in

[Taemin] I gin eodumi eonjebuteoyeonneunji gieokdo an nane, daechung baek nyeon jeon?
Geunyang geudael bon nalbuteo sijagida, ijebuteon geuge deo jungyohanikka
[Onew] “ireon jombi yeonghwa eodiseo bon geot gateunde?”
[Taemin] Oh no igeon teukbyeolhae

[Key] Biteuldaeneun georeumeuro geotja geuge uri sarang bangsik

[All] Why so serious?
[Onew] Romiowa julliet, seulpeun reobeuseutoriga a, aniya
[All] Da jal doel geoya
[Key] ‘gyeolguk haepi ending’eul aneun neon yeonaesoseol maeniak

[Taemin] Meonjiman pulsseokdaedeon simjang, enjineul re-new
Pitgi eopdeon naui ipsuri dasi bulgeun keolleo rujeu
[All] Baby nal eotteoke saenggakhae? Baby eotteoke saenggakhae?
[Key] Urin dareuji anha beolsseo darmagago inneungeol

[Minho] Hae jimyeon nawa georireul heoujeokdaemyeo hemae
Noe ttawin eobsi boigetjiman dadeul gomin itgetji
See? Hyumeonijeum geureon geo molla geunyang neol saranghage dwae
Nae pineun dasi tteugeowojyeo geu modeun iyuneun geudae, come on!

[Taemin] Daeum ssinui keullaimakseu mak sijak dwae
I eumagi deouk deo keojimyeon urin saraisseo tonight

[All] Why so serious?
[Onew] Romiowa julliet, seulpeun reobeuseutoriga a, aniya
[All] Da jal doel geoya
[Taemin] ‘gyeolguk haepi ending’eul aneun neon yeonaesoseol maeniak
[Key] Meonjiman pulsseokdaedeon simjang, enjineul re-new
Pitgi eopdeon naui ipsuri dasi bulgeun keolleo rujeu
[All] Baby nal eotteoke saenggakhae? Baby eotteoke saenggakhae?
[Taemin] Urin dareuji anha beolsseo darmagago inneungeol

Lirik Lagu Bi Rain - It's Raining

Dashi ollason mude jomyongi nal bichumyon
nan jogumshig
saramdure hamsongi naui irumul bullojumyon
nan jogumshig
gangryorhan umagi naui mom soge pojimyon
ne gwidgaen (rain go rain it's raining it's raining)
tojil god gathun speaker soriga nal keumyon
ne gwidgaen (rain go rain it's raining it's raining)

Now oh let the music control my body
umag soge naui i palgwa dari
da mathgil che let it go
ne momi umjiginun dero gudero
go let my body talk to the music
saramduri gidarinun ge mwonji
wonhanun gol aljanha ijen modu boyojwo

Shimjangi tojil god gathi twimyon
nan jogumshig
ne mome pidjuri tugowojinun gol nukkyo
magi orumyonso naui du nunul gamumyon
ne gwidgaen (rain go rain it's raining it's raining)
chamul su obnun jonyuri on mome pojimyon
ne gwidgaen (rain go rain it's raining it's raining)

Now oh let the music control my body
umag soge naui i palgwa dari
da mathgin che let it go
ne momi umjiginun dero gudero
go let my body talk to the music
saramduri gidarinun ge mwonji
wonhanun gol aljanha ijen modu boyojwo

Now oh let the music control my body
umag soge naui i palgwa dari
da mathgin che let it go
ne momi umjiginun dero gudero
go let my body talk to the music
saramduri gidarinun ge mwonji
wonhanun gol aljanha ijen modu boyojwo

Now oh let the music control my body
umag soge naui i palgwa dari
da mathgin che let it go
ne momi umjiginun dero gudero
go let my body talk to the music
saramduri gidarinun ge mwonji
wonhanun gol aljanha ijen modu boyojwo

Lirik lagu Girls Day - Female President

[Sojin] Neol saranghandago malhaebeorilkka sipeo ireoke
Maeil gaseumapa apa
[Hyeri] Apa apa apa apa
[Minah] Geureonde wae irae ni apeman seomyeon jagajyeo
Beoryeo amugeotdo anin aegigata aegigata
[Yura] Oh oh oho

[Sojin] Neoman saenggakhamyeon naneun maeumi joha
Nuneul tteul su eobseo

Come on just do it this yo~
Nareul ttara haebwa ireoke

[All] Come on come on oh oh oh
Come on come on oh oh oh
[Minah] Niga meonjeo dagaga sarang handa mareul hae
Ije geuraedo dwae niga meonjeo sijakhae

[Yura] Urinara daetongnyeongdo ije yeojabunisinde
Mwoga geureoke simgakhae wae andwae yeojaga
Meonjeo kiseu hamyeon japhyeoganeungeonga?

[Sojin] Geu aeege dagaga niga meonjeo kiseuhae
Ije geuraedo dwae niga meonjeo sijakhae

[Minah] Ijen geuraedo dwae
Ttarattarattattarattara (x4)

[Yura] Neol johahandago gobaekhaebolkka sipeo
[Hyeri] Neo ttaeme ontong meorissogi
Eojil eojil eojil eojil eojil

[Minah] Neoman barabomyeon jakku useumi nawa
Nogeulgeotman gata

[All] Come on just do it this yo~
Nareul ttara haebwa ireoke

[All] Come on come on oh oh oh
Come on come on oh oh oh

[Sojin] Niga meonjeo dagaga sarang handa mareul hae
Ije geuraedo dwae niga meonjeo sijakhae

[Yura] Urinara daetongnyeongdo ije yeojabunisinde
Mwoga geureoke sosimhae wae anhae yeojaga
Meonjeo kiseu hamyeon japhyeoganeungeonga?

[Minah] Geuaeege dagaga niga meonjeo kiseuhae
Ije geuraedo dwae niga meonjeo sijakhae
Ttarattara ttattarattara (x4)

[Minah] Geokjeonghajima hagosipeundaero hae
[Hyeri] Nan neoui modeungeol da gatgo malgesseo
[Yura] Neol sagwijago hallae neol johahanda hallae
[Sojin] Neol saranghallae ije
[Yura] Come on like this

[Hyeri] Come on just do it this yo~
Niga meonjeo hae jom dareuge
[Yura] Come on come on oh oh oh
Come on come on oh oh oh
[Minah] Niga meonjeo dagaga naekkeorago mareul hae
[Sojin] Ije geuraedo dwae niga meonjeo sijakhae

[Yura] Urinara daetongnyeongdo ije
Yeojabunisinde mwoga geureoke simgakhae
Waeandwae yeojaga meonjeo kiseuhamyeon japhyeoganeungeonga?

[Minah] Geu aeege dagaga niga meonjeo kiseuhae
Ije geuraedo dwae niga meonjeo sijakhae

Lirik lagu Girls Day - Expectation

[All] Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, gwiyeopgeOoh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, yeppeuge

[Sojin] Oh haruedo yeolbeonssik ne jeonhwabeonho jiwobogoNeoreul tto jiwobogo, saenggageseo jiwobogo
[Minah] Neoui beonho dwitjarie naegaseumeun naeryeoanja,Geureoke tonghwahago dasi tto misojitgo

[Hyeri] Naneun nega buranhae geuge bulmanindedo
[Yura] Jajonsim tat ttaemune maldo motae ireoke
[Sojin] Naega anim andoeneun namja manko manko manheunde
[Minah] Nega sumgigo sseuneun munjaga deo singyeongsseuyeo
([Hyeri] munjaga singyeongsseuyeo)

[All] Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, gwiyeopgeOoh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, yeppeuge
Neol naege neol naege dagaoge mandeullae
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, gidaehae

[Hyeri] Nae apeseo geu yeojarang dajeonghage yaegihagoTorajin nareul bogo byeoril eobsi miso jitgo
[Yura] Ireon gibun neomu sirheo na ttodasi neol ijeuryeoIjeuryeo aereul sseugo geureoke apahago

[Sojin] Neoran namja wae geurae
[Minah] neo ttaemune nan michyeo
[Sojin] Na hanamyeon andoeni
[Minah] nae gaseumeun jjijeojyeo
[Sojin] Naman boneun namjadeul manko manko manheunde
[Minah] Ne jeonhwaman gidarineun babo gateun naneun mwoni
([Yura] babo gateun naneun mwoni)

[All] Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, gwiyeopgeOoh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, yeppeuge
Neol naege neol naege dagaoge mandeullae
Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, gidaehae

[Yura] I just want you to come to me, dagawabwa naega sonjit hajannniI just want you to give your love, eoseo naege ne maeumeul boyeojwo
[Minah] Na waeirae nae gaseumeun gojang nasseo nan
[Hyeri] Na waeirae nae maeumeun neoman chaja nan
[Sojin] Nega miwo miwo michigesseodo nan
[Yura] Neoui utneun, ne ipkkorie, ne moksorie, nan gaseumi tteollyeo
[All] Neol naege neol naege dagaoge ooh ooh oohNeol naege neol naege michyeoboge yeah eh ehNa eobseum na eobseum andoege neol mandeullaeOoh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, gidaehae
[All] Neon naege neon naege michyeoga wuh oh oh (x2)

[Yura] I’’m gonna get to you
[All] Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, gidaehae

Lirik lagu H.O.T - Candy

[KangTa]Sashileun oneul nawaeui manameul jeongrihako shipeo
Nal mannalkeoya ireon nal ihaehae
[HeeJun]Eoryeomke mam jeonghankeora neke malhalkeojiman
Sashil oneul achime keunyang na saenggakhangeoya

[KangTa]Haessale ileona boni neomuna nunbusyeo
Modeunge da byeolhalgeoya nal hyanghan maeumdo
[HeeJun]Keureohjiman neol sarang-ahnneunke anya ijeneun nareul byeonhwa
Shikiltenikka

[WooHyuk]Neo molrae molrae molrae dareun yeojadeulkwa bikyo bikyohaetji
Jakkuman kkae-eojineun hwanshingsuke honjajeo ulko itneun
Choranalke gadhyeobarin nareul boateo
Nal ddeonalkkeoya eum! Nal ddanalkkeoya eum! 
[HeeJun]Hajiman ajikkaji saranghaneun keol
Keurae keureohjiman nae mam soke neoreul ijeokalkkeoya

[KangTa]Meori wiro bichin nae haneul baradabomyeon
Neolhyanghan maeumeul ijeneun kudhyeotjiman
Waeilinji neke deo dagagalsurok urin gateun haneuleul
Araseo isseotji
[Tony]Danji neol saranghae ireohke malhaetji
Ijekkeot junbihaetdeon mahneun mareul dwirohanchae
Eonjena ni yeope itseulge ireoke yaksokeul hagesseo
Jeolhaneuleun baradabomyo (Candy! )

[WooHyuk]Naege haneuli yalryeo isseo keurae keurae naneun nae ipeseo itgo
Keurae dareun yeonideuleun kiseureul hae
Hajiman hangsang naneun nawi dwi-e isseoyaman hae
Ije keumanhae eum nado namjande eum
Nae maeum neodo alko itneungeol ara
Kerae ije nado jichyeoseo haneulman barabol su bwa-e

[KangTa]Haetsale leona boni neomuna nunibusyeo
Modeunge da byeonhalkeoya nal hyanghan maeumdo
[HeeJun]Keureohjiman neol sarang-ahnneunge anya
Ijeneun nareul byeonhwa shikitenikka

[KangTa]Mari wiro bichin nae haneul baradabomyo
Neol hyanhan maeumeul ijeneun gyodhyatjiman
Waeilinji nege deo dagagalsurok urin gateun haneuleun
Araseo isseotji

[Tony]Danji neol saranghae ireohke malhaetji
Ijekkeot junbihaetdeon mahneun mareul dwirohanchae
Eonjena ni yeope itseulge ireoke yaksokeul hagesseo
Jeolhaneuleun baradabomyo
[JangWon]Hanbeon deo hanbeon deo malhaetji
Ijekkeot junbihaetdeon mahneunmaleul wirohan chae eonjena ni yeope isseulge

[KangTa]Dashi neo hunja anya neowi gyoten naega itjahna

CANDY!

FF Kocak : Gue Masih Polos

Annyeong readers^^ udah lama nih mimin gak buat ff kocak. Baca ya...

Gw Masih Polos

Cast :
Chanyeol
Amber
Taemin
Kai
Minho

"Eh, lo udah tau?" tiba tiba kai ngomong
"belom, apaan?" saut gw
"itu si Amber sekarang pakek BH!" ucap kai yang buat gw jantungan, si Minho langsung keselek garpu, si dan si Taemin langsung keselek Melonnya Hyorin (?).
"demi apa? Si Amber udah insyaf?" tanya Taemin
"bisa jadi!" ucap kai

"kotak kotak?!" - taemin
"tidak!" - kai
"bulet bulet?!" - taemin
"iya!" - kai
"ada dua?" - taemin
"iya!" - kai
"ngeluarin air?" - taemin
"iya!" - kai
"balon air ada 2 pecah!" - taemin
"pe'a! -_-" - kai

"udah lo pada diem aja dah! Itu bener si amber pakek beha?" tanya gw
"iya, beneran! Suer sumpah demi jupe deh!" ucap kai ke gw
"amber temen kita itu kan?" tanya gw
"iya!!" kata kai.

"udah ah, lo nanya mulu kayak pembantu baru! Mending lo diem aja deh!" ucap dia ke gw.

Yahh... Beginilah hidup gw, nama gw chanyeol, dikelas gw sebagai cowok polos, yang gak tau apa itu yadong. Apa itu yadong? Sebuah makanan? Bukan, sebuah minuman juga bukan. Apa itu yadong?! GW cuma tau mesum dan porno (sama aja pe'a -_-"). Kalo dikelas gw lagi pada diem, gw ajakkin pada nonton yadong, kalo kelas lagi pada nonton yadong, gw ajakkin main yadong (et dah... Serem aja). Sebagai murid paling polos (?) dikelas, gw sering ngajakin mereka ngelakuin sesuatu yang berhubungan dengan yadong, karena saking polosnya gw itu.... Gw punya 4 sahabat, pertama itu Kai, jujur aja ya, gw itu agak terganggu akan adanya seorang kai, bukan masalah gantengnya, tapi dia satu angkatan ama gw di Yadong Fansclub. Langsung ada Minho, minho itu pendiem tapi, dibalik diamnya Minho itu... Ada Yadong yang bersembunyi (nada nada veni ros). Langsung ada taemin, taemin itu juga yadong, tapi yadongnya belom akut, langsung ada Amber, jujur aja ya... Awalnya gue itu tuh bingung, si amber itu laki apa cowok? #SamaAjaPe'a. Karena pas pertama kali liat dia tuh, 'itu' nya rata. #ApanyaYangRata? Ya itunya #Apanya? Itunya, udah ah yaudah gw pengen lanjutin cerita. Amber itu anak emaknya #YaiyalahMenurutLoh?.

"wussup bro!" tiba tiba Amber dateng.
"eh, mber, lo pakek bh ya?" tanya gw
"iya, emang kenapa?"
"lo udah insyaf mber?" tanya gw lagi
"hadeh -_-" kata amber
"kok tiba tiba lo kok pakek beha sih?" tanya gw lagi
"soalnya kemaren gw lagi jalan jalan, eh ada bazar, gw liat liat, pas lagi liat liat, ada yang jualan beha, gw tanya 'bang ini beha berapaan?' tanya gue gitu langsung abangnya jawab 'mas pasti mau ngasih kepacarnya ya?' karena gw tersinggung, pengen gw hajar tuh orang, nah orangnya bilang 'ampun mas mba, saya gak bermaksud, jangan hajar saya mba, saya belom punya pesbuk ama twitter, mendingan saya lasih neha limited edisyen aja ya mbak' dia bilang gitu, langsung gw bilang 'gw gak butuh beha' dia bilang lagi 'ini behanya keren lho mba... Bisa buat instagram-an pesbukan, twitteran, nge-line, sama we chat-an ada blutut sama wifinya juga. Yaudah gw pakek aja" cerita amber yg panjang lebar yg membuat sekelas tertidur mendengar dongeng nya amber, kecuali gw.
"ngomong ngomong itu beha apa handphone mextron smash terbaru?" tanya gw
"nanya mulu lo! Kayak pembantu baru pengen kerja di PLN!" kata dia

Tiba tiba guru killer pun dateng, ya guru itu adalah guru YoonA, dia adalah guru paling killer di kelas, tapi fia adalah guru paling awet muda di sekolah, padahal umurnya udah 9999999999 tahun, udah punya cucu 8888888888 langsung udah punya cicit 101010101010100 orang, dan udah ganti suami 9999999 kali. Sebenernya dia itu gak killer, cuma galllaaakkkk bangettttttttt pake nget nget nya 99 kali.

"woi!"
Seketiak eh sah seketika anak anak pun terbangun dari tidur nyenyak mereka mereka semua, setelah mendengar tadi amber mendongeng.
"Elu pade semua berani ye, pas pengen pelajaran gue pada tidur!!" ucap guru yoona
"Karena elu semua udah pada tidur dikelas gw, nanti pas pulang lo pada harus nyabutin bulu keteknya dora!!"

"Saya sama amber juga bu?" tanya gue
"gak lo pada gak usah, lo gak usah nyabutin bulu ketek dora"
"yes!" gw sama si amber seneng banget. Eh tiba tiba...
"cuma lo gue suruh nyabut bulu keteknya Changmin"
"mampus bulu keteknya changmin" kata gw dalam ati "dan nyabutnya bulunya juga satu satu"
"tapi saya ama chanyeol kan kagak tidur bu" kata amber
"iya, lo pada kagk tidur, tapi lo nidurin anak anak yg lain!"

"saya gak nidurin kok bu, buktinya mereka gak hamil" kata gue
"bukan nidurin kayak gitu pe'a!" kata amber ke gue

"kan amber yang nge-dongeng bu, buka saya" ucap gue, berusaha membela diri
"yaudah lo gue bebasin, Amber! Jadi nanti elo yang nyabutin bulu keteknya Changmin!" kata guru yoona
"demi apah?! Aquh terkejutzz!" kata amber, yang batu gue sadarin kalo amber itu 4l4y. Setelah ngomong ngomong gaje, alhirnya pelajaran dimulai, pelajaran pun selesai (et dah.. Cepet amat guru ini ngajar). Anak anak pada ogah nyabutin bulu ketek Dora, apalagi amber dia harus nyabutin bulu keteknya changmin. Bulu keteknya changmin itu kayak hutan belantara yang gak berujung, lebet sangattttttt!!! T nya sampe berganda ganda, tapi t-nya jangan dipisah pisah, nanti... (You know what i mean).

-Pulang sekolah-

Gue enak bgt, yang lain pada dihukum, sedangkan gw nggak, yang paling gue kasihanin tuh si Amber, masa dia harus nebangin bulu atu ati dihutan yang sangat amat lebat. Gak mikir lama gue langsung pulang, takut gw sama enyak gw, bukan takut dimarahin, tapi taku cd film yadong gw ketauan, soalnya biasanya emak gue sering meriksa meriksa benda benda dikamar gue gitu, sampe pacar gw aja emak gue tau, itu lo cewek cantik yang cetar membahana badai, siapa lagi kalo bukan sarah nandia, iya dia itu pacar gue. Gue pun nyampe dirumah
"emak.. Aye pulang" ucap gw didepan pintu, sebenarnya rumah gw gak gede gede amat cuma 99 hektar langsung tingkat 5, pager rumah gue cuma dari emas, dan gw punya bagasi banyak bgt, tapi disitu cuma ada 1 mobil, yaitu mobil mobilan -_-".
"nyak.. Aye pulang" ucap gue
"eh si entong udah pulang"
"nyak.."
"kenape?"
"sebenernya aye ini anak enyak bukan sih, masa nama anaknya sendiri lupa" kata gue
"yaiyalh tong.. Lu kan anak gue"
"nama aye kan Chanyeol nyak... Park Chanyeol, nama panjangmya Muhammad Chanyeol hidayatullah, masa enyak lupa nama aye"
"nye elah tong, biar mendalami gitu tong, kan di sekanerionya begitu tong" kata emak gue. Sebenernya gue agak bingung, ini enyak gw yang pe'a apa guenya yang pe'a? Sekanerio? Lo pikir pilem sekanerio

Lirik Lagu SNSD - Animal

[Seohyun] Kage kara soutou, chirachira sou yo, miteru no I know, hora hora 
[Yoona] Korekara chotto, tobikiri joutou, dinner wo douzo, hora hora 

[Taeyeon] Yeah~ Youkoso koi no hunter 
[Jessica] Wana ni kakatta lover 
[Sunny] Otoshiteageru wa 

[Tiffany] Kakugoshite 

[Taeyeon] Emono wa, nerai, uchi da yo 
Shitomete, hana, sanain da yo 
Ah, ah, ah, I'm an animal 
Ah, ah, ah, ai no animal 

[Yuri] Abaresaseru, nemurasetoku, jibun no naka no kemono 
[Sooyoung] Kainaraseba, atsukai kantan, tanoshimou yo, tori, ko 

[Jessica] Yeah hey~ Come into my territory-eh-eh 

[Hyoyeon] Sobanikite 

[Taeyeon] Emono wa, nerai, uchi da yo 
Shitomete, hana, sanain da yo 
Ah, ah, ah, I'm an animal 
Ah, ah, ah, ai no animal 

Kannen, shite, shitagae 
Soujuu, shitai, kimi goto 
Ah, ah, ah, I'm an animal 
Ah, ah, ah, ai no animal 

[Jessica] Get wild 
[Sunny] Heroine wa ([Seohyun] Oh woah~) 
[Hyoyeon] G-G-G-Get wild 
[Sunny] Heroine wa ([Jessica] Get wild, get wild~) 

[Taeyeon] Me ni mie, nai, shikake de 
Me ga a, ttara, saigo ne~ 
Ah, ah, ah, I'm an animal ([Taeyeon] I'm an animal! ) 
Ah, ah, ah, ai no animal 

Emono wa, nerai, uchi da yo ([Tiffany] Uchi da yo! ) 
Shitomete, ([Tiffany] Yeah! ) hana, sanain da yo 
Ah, ah, ah, I'm an animal ([Taeyeon] Animal! ) 
Ah, ah, ah, ai no animal 

[Hyoyeon] Oh, oh, oh, I'm an animal. 
[Tiffany] Oh, oh, oh, I'm an animal

Lirik lagu ZE:A - Here I Am

[Kevin] You just look so beautiful
Hago shipun mal
[DongJun] naege wajun gol gamsahae
Guryowatdon gudaega iroke lovely
[JunYoung] nomuna sarangsuroun gol
[ALL] Ooh just be my lady, my lady
[Kevin] nae saramirago
[ALL] My baby, my baby
[Kevin] sesange oechilge

[ALL] My shawty, my shawty
[SiWan] dundunhan namjaro pyongsaeng neyeope issulge
[ALL] Here I am, here I am
Here I am, here I am
Nomaneul wihae, sesangkkutkkaji
Here I am, here I am
[Kevin] Shorty know I want cha
[TaeHun] Hey girl sarangiran gon
Maumman bwado nan anun gol
[HeeChul] It’s our time,
[MinWoo] it’s party time
[TaeHun] dulmanui sojunghan mamuro
[MinWoo] Oh girl you so fresh
[HeeChul] Baby love me just like that
[MinWoo] Oh girl you so fresh
[HeeChul] Baby love me just like that
[SiWan] amuron maldo hajimara
[Kevin] Just leave me alone
[HyungShik] hokshirado niga naege ibyorul malhandamyon
[DongJun] niga dashi naege doraonun gunalkkaji
[JunYoung] yogiso gidarilge
[ALL] Ooh just be my lady, my lady
[HyungShik] naui yojarago
[ALL] My baby, my baby
[JunYoung] sesange oechilge
[ALL] My shorty, my shorty
[SiWan] nomanui namjaro, forever, neoreul jikyojulge
I want you yeah
[ALL] Here I am, here I am Oh Oh Oh Oh
Here I am, Here I am Oh Oh Oh Oh
[DongJun] nomanul wihae, sesang kkutkkaji
[ALL] Here I am, here I am
[Kevin] Shorty know I want cha
[ALL] Here I am, here I am Oh Oh Oh Oh
Here I am, here I am Oh Oh Oh Oh
[DongJun] nomanul wihae, sesang kkutkkaji
[ALL] Here I am, here I am
Shorty know I want cha
[ALL]Hey Baby, Hey Baby, I’m so in love
Hey baby, And you’re the one I’m thinking of
Hey baby, Hey Baby, I love you girl
Hey Baby, Hey baby
[SiWan] Girl non naui butterfly (butterfly)
[DongJun] And non naui superstar (superstar)
Shorty Know I want cha
[ALL] Here I am, here I am
Here I am, here I am
[DongJun] nomanul wihae, sesangkkutkkaji
[ALL] Here I am, here I am
[Kevin] Shorty know I want cha
[ALL] Here I am, here I am
Here I am, here I am
Nomanul wihae, sesangkkutkkaji
[ALL] Here I am, here I am
Shorty know I want cha
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Lirik lagu SNSD - Galaxy Supernova

[Taeyeon] Oh! my boy nanika ga (na na na na na)
[Sooyoung] Isso isso someone’s talking (ah ah ah ah ah)
Nee zutto
[Jessica] Looking at you lo-looking at you I’m looking at you lo-looking I
[Seohyun] Anata Miteru wa
[Tiffany] Nee sore wa killer boyish na Supernova
[Hyoyeon] Unmei no Supernova
[Sooyoung] Majikaru na Supernova

[All] Gingakei sukeitan de number 1
Uneru base line like a shooting star, a comet!
(Tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu)
Cutest!
(Tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu)
Girls in …
(Tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu)
In the Galaxy! Galaxy! oh!

([Yoona] Oh oh oh oh oh oh)
[Taeyeon] Uwasa no mato da wa
([Hyoyeon] Yeah eh eh eh eh eh eh)
[Seohyun] Tauto na hippu rain wa marude
(Tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu)
Cutest!
(Tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu)
Girls in …
(Tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu)
In the Galaxy! Galaxy! oh!

[Jessica] Oh boy, do you believe this situation?
[Sooyoung] Yeah
[Jessica] You better keep this a secret

[Seohyun] Makasete mi mashou yobu koe no hou e
[Yuri] Zetai naze na no houseki no you na me de
[Tiffany/Sunny/Hyoyeon] Looking at you lo-looking at you I looking at you lo-looking I
[Sooyoung] Ima mo miteru wa
[Sunny] Ne sore wa utagaenai Supernova
[Yoona] Chougenjitsu Supernova
[Taeyeon] Anata no Supernova

[All] Taikiken ourai de sou in and out!
Sekai kaesou na shock sugata kaete tourai
(Tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu)
Perfect!
(Tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu)
Girls in …
(Tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu)
In the Galaxy! Galaxy! oh!

([Yoona] Oh oh oh oh oh oh)
[Taeyeon] Chijou de kirameite
([Hyoyeon] Yeah eh eh eh eh eh eh)
[Seohyun] Ukabiagatta shiruetto
[All] (Tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu)
Perfect!
(Tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu)
Girls in …
(Tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu)
In the Galaxy! Galaxy! oh!

[Yuri] Tsukamae te [Sooyoung] suitto nigerare te [Jessica] kieru no
[Sunny] We’re dancing and looking at you yeah!

[All] Gingakei sukeitan de number 1
Uneru base line like a shooting star, a comet
(Tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu)
Cutest!
(Tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu)
Girls in …
(Tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu)
In the Galaxy! Galaxy! oh!

([All] Oh oh oh oh oh oh)
[Taeyeon] Uwasa no mato da wa
([Hyoyeon] Yeah eh eh eh eh eh eh)
[Seohyun] Tauto na hippu rain wa marude
{All] (Tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu)
Cutest!
(Tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu)
Girls in …
(Tu-tu-tu-ru-tu-tu)
In the Galaxy! Galaxy! oh!

Lirik lagu f(x) - Nu Abo

[LUNA] Hey~
[AMBER] Yo! 

[KRYSTAL] Na eoddeokkhaeyo eonni 
Nae mareul deureobwa
Nae geusarameul eonni 
Moreugesseoyo

[LUNA] Cham eongddunghada mannal 
Naman nolliji
Naega jeongmal yebbeo 
Geureongdamyeon dwae

[SULLI] Dogchangjeog byeolmyeong jitgi 
Yyereul deulmyeon gungdi sundi
Mame deureo son beonjjag deulgi 
Jeongmal nan NU ABO

[ALL]MYSTERY MYSTERY
Molla Molla ajig naneun Molla
Gibon Gibon saranggongshig 
Saramdeure ibyeolgongshig
HYSTERIC HYSTERIC
Dalla Dalla naneun neomu Dalla
Nae mamdaero nae ddeutdaero 
Choha Choha NU ABO

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Nananana Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Nananana Na Na Na NU ABO

[AMBER] Nae mal deureobwayo eonni
I'm in the trance
Jigeum I gamjeongeun mwojyo 
Nan cheoeuminde

[VICTORIA] Gaseum dugeundugeun machi 
Ggumgguneundeut
Nan geureum wireul dungdung 
Sarangingabwa

[SULLI] Ddeog sebeon ssaweobogi 
Heyeojilddae insa anhgi
Bogo shipheun na saenggag deulddaen 
Kheopheulling manjyeobogi

[ALL]MYSTERY MYSTERY
Molla Molla ajig naneun Molla
Gibon Gibon saranggongshig 
Saramdeure ibyeolgongshig
HYSTERIC HYSTERIC
Dalla Dalla naneun neomu Dalla
Nae mamdaero nae ddeutdaero
Choha Choha NU ABO

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Nananana Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Nananana Na Na Na NU ABO

[KRYSTAL] Sarange bbajingeon neomu meotjin irinde
Namane gamjeongeun mot ijeul geurero gatneungeol, yeah

[LUNA] Saereobge jom thige machi ggumeul khiweoganeungeot
MYSTERY ABO Geureon modu da neoyingeol 
Baro neorangeol, oh~
What you, what you call, what you, what you, what you call?

[AMBER] Yes, this is how we do it, our love F(x) ([ALL/VICTORIA]Yeah! Yeah! )
Yeah, this is how we do it, pure love F(x) ([ALL/VICTORIA]Yeah! Yeah! )
Yeah, this is how we do it, baby, love F(x), uh! 

[LUNA] Ireon moseub eoddae ige naingeol eoddeoghae
Naye gyeoten nega isseo theugbyeolhangeonde, yeah

[ALL]MYSTERY MYSTERY
Molla Molla ajig naneun Molla
Gibon gibon saranggongshig 
Saramdeure ibyeolgongshig
HYSTERIC HYSTERIC
Dalla Dalla naneun neomu Dalla
Nae mamdaero nae ddeutdaero 
Choha Choha NU ABO

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Nananana Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Nananana Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Nananana Na Na Na NU ABO ([AMBER] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah this is how we do it, pure love F(x)! )
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Nananana Na Na Na ([AMBER] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah this is how we do it baby)
NU ABO

Lirik lagu F(x) - chu~

[All]
Do it do it Chu~
(It’s) true true true true it’s you~
Do it do it Chu~Do it do it Chu~
(It’s) true true true true it’s you~
Do it do it Chu~
[Krystal] Algo shipeun ge maeil neomuna neomchyeo
[All] Aigoo ai goo goo goo goo
[Luna] Neukkyeobwaya hal geot ttohan neomchyeo
[All] Baby yeah babe yeah babe yeah babe!!
[Sulli]
Maeil su baek beon sangsanghamyeo
Gidaryeo watteon geuege do it Chu~
[All]
Immatchuneun sungan jameseo kkaen geunyeocheoreom
Do it do it Chu~
(It’s) true true true true it’s you~
Jeonhyeo dareun shigonge nuneul tteunda haedo
Do it do it Chu~
(It’s) true true true true it’s you~
Nan ireoke tteollineun gaseumeul mideo
Ajik moreuneun sesangeul naege yeoreojwoyo
Do it do it Chu~
(It’s) true true true true it’s you~
Do it do it Chu~
[Luna] Ajik mollado dwel ge neomuna neomchyeo
[All] Aigoo ai goo goo goo goo
[Amber] Gamchuryeogo hal surok hogishim neomchyeo
[All] Baby yeah babe yeah babe yeah babe!!
[Krystal]
Parangsaega saneun saejangeseo kkumeul kkueodo
Chaeul suga eopseo nara gagesseo
[All]
Immatchuneun sungan jameseo kkaen geunyeocheoreom
Do it do it Chu~
(It’s) true true true true it’s you~
Jeonhyeo dareun shigonge nuneul tteunda haedo
Do it do it Chu~
(It’s) true true true true it’s you~
Nan ireoke tteollineun gaseumeul mideo
Ajik moreuneun sesangeul naege yeoreojwoyo
Grow up! Grow up! Grow up!
[Krystal] Ajik moreuneun sesangeul naege Amber!
[Amber]
I got a little plan so pick up tha slack
You wastin’ time with the CHITCHAT
You’ve been caught so give it all you got
It’s time to make it make it take take take it
Seolleyeo dungeungeorineun mam
Waenji machi donghwa meotjin yegam dada dagawa now
[Krystal] Do it Chu~
[Sulli]
Maeil su baek beon sangsanghamyeo
Gidaryeo watteon geuege do it Chu~
[All]
Immatchuneun sungan jameseo kkaen geunyeocheoreom
Do it do it Chu~
(It’s) true true true true it’s you~
Jeonhyeo dareun shigonge nuneul tteunda haedo
Do it do it Chu~
(It’s) true true true true it’s you~
Nan ireoke tteollineun gaseumeul mideo
Ajik moreuneun sesangeul naege yeoreojwoyo
Do it do it Chu~ (grow up!)
(It’s) true true true true it’s you~ (grow up!)
Do it do it Chu~ (grow up!)
(It’s) true true true true it’s you~

Lirik lagu F(x) - Danger (pinocchio)

[All] (Remember me)
I'm in da da da danger pinocchio! 
Remember me
[Luna] Aw! 

[Krystal] Eodiboja ilgeoboja ne mameul teoreoboja
Emeraldeu humchyeobageun nundongja seureukseureuk
[Sulli] Meoributeo balkkeutkkaji seukaenhae jingjingwingwing
Kallalboda chagapge geu kkeopjil beotgyeonae

[All] Nan jigeum Danger
[Victoria] Hangyeop dugyeop peseuchyuricheoreom yalpgeyo
[All] Danger 
[Victoria] Seumyeodeureo teum sai kkulcheoreon
[All] Neoneun pinocchio
[Luna] Neo bakke moreuneun naega dwaesseo
Aseuraseul witaewitae shijakdweneun syo

[All] Ttaratttarat ttatttatta jjaritjjarit halgeoda
Gunggeumseongiye neo
(Luna: Ttak kkomjjangmara neo)
Jogakjogak ttattatta kkeonaebogo ttattatta
Mame deulge neol dashi joriphalgeoya

[All] I'm in da da danger
[Krystal] pinocchio
Remem mem member me
[Krystal] pinocchio! 
[Amber] Remember me

[Victoria] Naneun uisa seonsaengnimeun anya 
Geunyang neol algo shipeo
Neoran mijiye daeryuge balgyeonja kolleombeoseu
[Luna] Shimjangi mak ttwieo ttwieo
Nae mameureotteoke hae
Eoril jeogapparang satteon inhyeongcheoreom

[All] Nan jigeum Danger
[Sulli] hanip duip makarongboda dalgeyo
[All] Danger 
[Sulli] Deumyeodeureo teum sai syareureuk
[All] Neoneun pinocchio
[Krystal] Neo bakke moreuneun naega dwaesseo
Aseuraseul witaewitae
Shijakdweneun show show show

[All] Ttaratttarat ttatttatta jjaritjjarit halgeoda
Gunggeumseongiye neo
(Luna: Ttak kkomjjangmara neo)
Jogakjogak ttattatta kkeonaebogo ttattatta
Mame deulge neol dashi joriphalgeoya

[Amber] Anhoye miro hemaetji geugeon neol yeolgi wihan Key
Matrix deopin kkeopjireul beotgyeonae
Oh I just wanna tell you I'm in danger now

[All] I'm in danger in danger
Remember me danger

[Krystal] Nuga bwado neon wanbyeokhan geol
Neoneun dashi taeyeonangeoya ooh whoa
[Luna] Ja ije ipsure sumeul bureo neo eo
Kkumkkwo watjana pinocchio~

[All] Ttaratttarat ttatttatta jjaritjjarit halgeoda
Gunggeumseongiye neo
(Luna: Ttak kkomjjangmara neo)
Jogakjogak ttattatta kkeonaebogo ttattatta
Mame deulge neol dashi joriphalgeoya

[All] Ttaratttarat ttatttatta
(Luna: Gunggeum tu seongi) jjaritjjarit halgeoda
(Luna: Kkom jjangma)
Gunggeumseongiye neo
(Luna: Ttak kkomjjangmara neo)
Jogakjogak ttattatta
(Luna: Jogakjogak) busyeobogo ttattatta
(Luna: Mame deulge)
Mame deulge neol dashi joriphalgeoya

[Krystal/Sulli] Remember me